‘Congratulations On Your Stolen Mandate’ – Reno Omokri Reacts To Buhari’s Re-Election

Reno Omokri has reacted to news of President Buhari’s victory in the 2019 election.

1-Dear President @MBuhari,

Congratulations
on your stolen mandate. You DID NOT win an election. You won a
selection, but lost integrity. I congratulate you for your theft. If God
spares my life and yours, I will torment you every step of the way

2-Congrats
for revealing your true nature. There is now no difference between you
and the politicians you look down on with disdain. You are corrupt, like
them. You rig, like them (only less intelligently). Unlike them, you
pretend to be a saint

3-How are you better than Shagari you
overthrew? You rigged worse than him. You are more corrupt than him.
Your handling of the economy is worse than his to the extent investors
removed ₦85 billion from the economy when your win was imminent

4-To
those @OfficialAPCNg leaders now celebrating, exactly what are you
celebrating? The next 4 years will see you get poorer. When you beg
China for loans, remember that Nigeria’s poverty is self induced.
@MBuhari is a magnet for EXTREME POVERTY

5-Finally, on behalf of
the people of Borno and Yobe, who MIRACULOUSLY doubled their voter
turnout despite being war ravaged, I hereby declare you, @MBuhari the
President-Select by the majority of rigged votes. What you have is a
LEPROUS mandate