Oya laff small
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So Because The Doctor Asked You To Change Ur
Drinking Habit, U Now Drink Beer With Spoon.
You will nor kill me o
Shift lemme faint
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A friend of mine asked me if I’m willing to go to
London… See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date
3.You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home,you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30
Naira
4. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking
the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz Glasses will be small
size compared to your own
5.You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
6.Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the
Road because They don’t want to die again
If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn! Hmmmmmmmn
just dnt let me talk!!!!!
People are just too wicked Shaa, how can I asked my
friend to turn on his hotspot for me and he said he
has deleted it. �
Plz shift small lemme faint
When they want to play the video of your life on judgement day
and it begins with not for viewer under the age 18
Viewer’s discretion advised. . Just kuku
start strolling to hell
was struggling with my biology practical when one
slay
queen asked, “please is earthworm a wild animal???”
Chai!!! Our lecturer has fainted, security officer has
fainted
too, we are now fainting according to our matric
number,
ah just dey wait for my turn…
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