COMEDY STORY; What Love And Hate Causes, By:- Amina Wayas



COMEDY STORY; What Love And Hate Causes, By:- Amina Wayas

My girlfriend called me on phone and said: “Hellohoney, you know I love you so much, I have been

looking for a way to prove more of my love for you.

Please Baby I want you to come to my house for a

lunch with your friends.

I asked her, ” When?”

She replied, “Any day you will be chanced.”

I said okay and the date was fixed.

I started informing my friends about it and they all

agreed to go with me, some suspended what they

would have done just to follow me to her house as


On the D-Day, I and my friends were set to leave

and I called her, “Baby we are on the way to your

house”, and she replied, “Oh baby I can’t wait to

see you guys”.

When we got close to her house, I called her again

to let her know that we are close to her house, she

replied: “Baby are you serious?” And suddenly burst

into laugh, “Hahahahahaha, I was only joking o, you

know how we normally joke naa.”

I was embarrassed but I pretended and ended the

call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my

conversation with her but they didn’t, so I told them

that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will

soon join us soon. We left for the hotel and I

ordered for their needs. Shortly I picked up my

phone and shouted: “WHAT? Guys we need to leave

here now, I just received information now that Boko

Haram are on their way to this place” and we all left

the Hotel. None of my Friends knew what happened

because it would have been so shameful.


A week later, I called her, “Baby I just received a

letter from my Village that I should come home for

my Chieftaincy Title and they said I should not

come without taking a wife. You know you are the

only one I have so I want to inform your parents and

they should fix a date for our introduction and it

should be next week because we need to leave for

the village before this month runs out”.

She was so happy and she informed her parents

just as I ordered.

They started preparing and everything was in order,

they bought a lot of foods, rented canopies and

chairs, they paid for a live band, they killed a big


Aso ebi was not left out, they invited all their family

members from the village all because she was the

only daughter.

All their church members was also on ground.

On the fixed date I was in the bar when my phone

rang, she was the one calling, “Baby where are


I replied: “We are close to your house”, she happily

said, “Okay.”

After a while she called back to know where I was

again, “Baby where are you?”

Then I replied: “Baby are you serious you believed

what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking

ooooooooo, You know how we used to joke na”.

……… That was how the fight started.

I learnt she was admitted into the hospital and was

on oxygen for a week before she was discharged.

Now she has broken up with me, saying i’m wicked.


But we are both joking now!



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