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[Sex Joke]:- “How Many Kinds Of Boobs And Dickens Do We Have?”, Daughter And Son Asks

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[Sex Joke]:- “How Many Kinds Of Boobs And Dickens Do We Have?”, Daughter And Son Asks

[Sex Joke]:- "How Many Boobs And Dick Do We Have", Daughter And Son Asks

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father;

“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks the Mother;

“Mom, how many different kinds of dickens are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his dick is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”


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