LETTER TO MY LANDLORD
Dear Able Landlord,
It’s me victor, the tenant you gave double quit notice the other day. I don finally pack. Yes! I pack today. But e get small confessions wey I wan tell you.
Ireti your daughter don get belle! Yes! and na me give am belle… no vex! The way e happen sef I no fit explain, we no plan am like dis. You be my fellow man and I hope you understand say na accidental discharge.
Bingo your dog no lost, na chop we chop am! I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz we follow you search for am. No be only me chop bingo, we dey two. Me and your caretaker.
Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die. I use am cook soup, jollof rice, cook stew, even use am cook beans.
Omo! the dog get natural oil for body, i know say you go dey plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go work, bcoz I pray before I chop am.
Oga landlord try to be nice to your tenants and find a way in your heart to forgive me. My regards to your family.
As the landlord, What would you do after reading this letter?
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